queerqueerspawn:

In sickness and in health, when woke and when problematic

nogfhaver:

coolscar:

The x files opening is so funny to me like how it zooms in on a low quality picture of a UFO and words randomly appear on the screen saying like “GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE” “THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE” it looks exactly like a government conspiracy youtube video from 2005

where do you think government conspiracy videos in 2005 got their inspiration

white-wid0w:

a concept: we are smoking on our back porch. you’re smiling. a dog sleeps at our feet. the ocean is 2 blocks away. bernie sanders is president. the bees are alright.

ambermayvlog:

0-800-go-fuck-yourself:

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

I fucking hate this website 

Wow so I just confessed to the guy I like and he likes me back??? How strange??

helpivefallenandrefusetogetup:

just-shower-thoughts:

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

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